I'm still standing - yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm sorry readers, I've been a terrible host - it's like I've invited everyone round to my house and sat in the toilet reading a book whilst you chat amongst yourselves. On the other hand, you don't want to outstay your welcome - they tell me spring is going to put in a courtesy nod at some point, but I don't think winter is going to want to get off the stage any time soon. It's a miserable time, winter. Cold, wet, bleurgh. I don't care for it a great deal.