I am back.

I have returned from my brief sojourn of misinspiration, drenched in the drought-quashing elixir of terrible metaphor or whatever the syntax I'm talking about. Despite my latest flush of posts mid-March my inner monologue suddenly vanished, needing rest following an exhausting 5000-word essay, my narrative blown away by those horrific northerly winds.

I find that my motivation here is almost directly proportional to the weather - it was sunny today again and I found myself noticing things I might share with you, my loyal fans and true friends, my little bloglings. I may sometimes stray a little but I shall always remain true.

Oh, what a load of guff.