Saturday, 30 May 2009

Ginger people - still smelling now biting.

You may recall a post in the dimly-lit past (March) where I wrote of a number of people finding ALBOWIEB searching for 'ginger people smell of wee'. The danger, of course, in raising awareness of such things is that it only makes it worse - where once I was being nibbled at by the good ship Google, now there's a full-on torrent of slightly racist people with olfactory issues gnawing and scraping away.

I'm still not entirely aware of where these suspicions come from, my own brother has funny hair and whilst he smells odd, it's certainly not of urine and it's not my experience that he's given to cheat at cards. The above literary illustration strikes me as quite serendipitously accurate when I consider the reason for writing this post - someone came to the blog today searching for help on what to do when you've been bitten by a ginger person. Like they all have the aids, or something. I'd suggest help, but not for the aids.

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