Panic at the disco

Those shysters at Twitter have suspended me! I'm actually outraged, it's utterly outrageous. I do hope that they reinstate me post-haste (whatever that actually means) and someone explains why exactly they've chucked me off.

I'm going to go and find myself a human rights lawyer somewhere.

22.38: UPDATE: Now I'm back on Twitter, yay! Those lovely chaps. Cherie Booth - I no longer need you.