A bit of excitement.

The funniest thing that happened to me today was coming out of the toilets in the university library I managed to open the door at exactly the same time as a large bloke was trying to come through the door from the other side of it. Hilarity ensued. Mainly on his part.

This is my exciting life.

Speaking of my exciting life, I'm partially in this month's Total Politics magazine. My good friend Alisdair sent in one of my anecdotes - which I was saving for the memoirs, I might add - to the idiots page. The very first one - it was the most embarrassing thing that happened to me all year in Parliament.