Words are all I've got, to take your heart away.

Do you think that these essays and things really get read? I've got to write 3,000 words. I could probably copy and paste all of these blog posts into Word and submit them as an essay. I make a cohesive argument, I feel.

I discovered essay plans before - what wonderful ideas, I've never done one before. I've always just sort of written - I suppose this is why I've never really achieved academic excellence. Do some context, say what points you're going to make, make a point, explain the point, do the rest of your points, explain your points, and in conclusion say what your points were. It all seems rather pointless to me.

All this balancing arguments nonsense, what's that all about? I'm always right, I don't like to give the opposing argument the oxygen of publicity - unless it's worth an extra 650 words, in which case it merits a place. I don't even know why I'm bothering about all of this, it doesn't have to be in for two weeks. I've never started anything two weeks in advance. I've just got it into my head that today is an important day to Get Something Done.

This being organised business is an alien concept to me - still, must crack on.