Anna gonna let you finish, but Beyonce had some great videos this year.

Those naughty podcasting boys have been harassing Anna from IKEA (especially Ben, who I think must fancy her a bit, they've been spending an awful lot of time together), so I thought I would get in touch just to smooth things over with her, make sure she was alright.

Sam: I just wanted to apologise for Ben. And Angry. And Cliff.

Anna: If you want affordable solutions for better living, you are at the right place.

Sam: They're terribly funny and they mean well, but I do fear that people could get hurt in their unstoppable podcast juggernaut. Fame goes to your head, like.

Anna: All of IKEA's products are made to the highest standards, including myself.

Sam: I don't know what you're trying to tell me there.

Anna: Please describe to me your query about IKEA products and/or services?

Sam: I just wanted to know if we were OK, you know? You weren't offended by their antics? I can see that you're a woman who takes her job seriously - home furnishings are no laughing matter.

Anna: I'm fine, thank you for asking.

Sam: Oh, good. Do you have any tealights?

Anna: Here you will find the Scented Candles Subcategory.

Sam: Fairly useless, but I also wanted to know what IKEA put in those meatballs?

Anna: Welcome to the IKEA Swedish Shop! Here you can pick up some of our world-famous meatballs!

Sam: Yes, but what are they made of?

Anna: For which product would you like to know what kind of materials it is made from?

Sam: Meatballs.

Anna: Welcome to the IKEA Swedish Shop! Here you can pick up some of our world-famous meatballs!

Sam: FFS. Are they made of people? I have theories.

Anna: For which product would you like to know what kind of materials it is made from?

Sam: Alright, I take it back. Those boys can do whatever they like to you.

Anna: I'm fine, thank you for asking.

Sam: I didn't.