Thrills, spills and automobiles.

I used to really love going on the bus and train. Now, I like to see myself as an appreciative, carefree kind of person who enjoys the simple things, but I yearn for the days when riding in the front seat on the top deck was literally the most exciting thing in the world.

You have to work harder for your thrills as you age, it’s one of the many pitfalls of olderness. I’m five minutes away from taking up smack to banish my suburban ennuie. But seriously – when on earth did we get so jaded? I need to find myself the reset button...