I would like a refund on my ‘Summer 2010’ which I bought online from you last year.
1) The battery life was ridiculous. We got some heat and sunshine out of it, but less than half of what we were led to expect from the product.
2) It leaked terribly. We had water coming out of the thing for days on end – not only did it ruin a pair of my shoes, but my tomatoes have been positively bullied into not turning red.
3) It was really quite dull. It said on the box that ever summer comes with a surprise Olympics/World Cup/Genocide/Death in the Royal Family, but I didn’t notice the World Cup was happening until it was almost over. It was most unsatisfying. If I could have chosen, I would have preferred the death in the royal family, they do such lovely funerals.
I’ve ordered an Indian Summer from you as well, which I was hoping to use in late September, but I’m worried now that it’s going to end up being a monsoon season, which I really didn’t want. I may have to move my business with Season’s Palace, or Seasonz.co.uk (despite that Watchdog Special where they’d ruined Anne Robinson’s winter).
I look forward to your reply,
Sam Burnett
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