Hello. You might remember me from useding to write on this blog. It’s been busy, like. Since we last spoke I have come back from abroad, unpacked my suitcase, packed up everything I own, moved to another city and started a new job. It is all terribly exciting, but also terribly busy.
In my first week we took a 70-page magazine to print and I drove a number of excellent press cars. Only now have I managed to clear my not massive bedroom floor of a plethora of boxes, bags, tubs and piles. I still have yet to possess a desk in my bedroom that I actually use as anything more pleasantly geometric storage.
I still have yet to see my new London borough in daylight from beyond the wheel of a car. I think I saw a McDonald’s around the corner from the house, but I suspect it might be a local base for gang warfare.
3 hours ago
You are more than likely correct about the McDonald's. Don't let the red-lipped grin and bulbous nose fool you. Red and yellow are the gang colours, and that clown is packing heat.
ReplyDeleteMy advice Sammykins? DO NOT, under any circumstances view your borough in the daylight.
ReplyDeleteBen
I think you are correct, Ben.
ReplyDeleteJimi - I thought Ronald was just pleased to see me.