I’ve never really been much given to excessive mulling, but it’s strange the things that occupy our minds. Those thoughts that pop up so frequently like moles in that interminable arcade game. For instance, I’ve never understood Kylie Minogue’s permanently arched right eyebrow. This isn’t a prolonged fascination, I must add, more of an occasionally fleeting contemplation.
It’s definitely worthy of the merest moment of musing, I think. In every picture her forehead looks like a stuck pinball machine. I mean, is it the result of a lop-sided brow lift, overzealous botox jabs or perhaps merely an ironic frame through which she gazes at the cultural wasteland she has helped create? I’m rather inclined to think it’s the latter, but it’s probably a little bit the botox thing too.
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